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Haiku-o-Matic

Haiku is a classical japanese poetry form with a rich history, but this isn't a history lesson. The standard haiku format is a triplet of lines containing five, seven, and five syllables per respective line. When haiku is done well, it can be very good. You probably won't find any of that here. When haiku is done poorly, it can be very very bad. Select an option below to read or submit haiku.

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