DADA fortunes

as presented by Juliette, the DADA Oracle

Concerned about your future? Wondering which way the expurgated flow of didactic vegetarianism is flowing? Is there romance on the way? Perhaps eggplants? Tugboats? What does DADA have in store for you? Tell Juliette, the DADA oracle, what you need to know and she will present the only correct answer. Trust no one else, only Juliette is DADA. All others are simply canaries living in parasols.