a shroud of my scarf

twatchet

hatchet

ratchet

catch it

Terry Pratchett

--twerp feces--

a bunghole

full of shit fer sure

ur .

Terry Pratchett again.

PATHETIC TURD

schizophrenic much?

Love is special.

Help me, please.

quaffed the toasty poo

bla bla

...and the only cure is more Terry Pratchett

HSR will be in the TBT.

Good old Homestar Runner

You are beautiful when you drink the kool-aid

But you smell like pea sooooup

Dead & Bloated

SHITHEAD ASSHOLE

SMELLING OF PEA SOUP

PATHETIC TURD, schizophrenic

monosyllabic grunts

Came from a purple cattle herd

in yer guts,

purple nurple, nipple of the beast

Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast

A king's ransom, and a hearty feast

They all hoped it never ceased

that will take hours to eat, at least

but that goal was never reached

But such is the nature, or that corpulent beast

Whose house was sold, but never leased

It wasn't sold cheap, the buyer was fleeced.

Beginning a new branch of stomach quease.

I'm just kidding, I'm such a tease

i thought you looked familiar, gary sinese.

so why are you chasing the wild geese?

you hurt me so fucking mutch

life is about getting a piece.

poodle CORN SHIT

sad and pathetic

but always prophetic

My penis fell off please call a medic

Quick, before I have a dead dick

I really do have a terrible headache

----------TUNA---------

Is all you need. Get out of bed, fake.

return the eggs.

keep the legs

the dregs

pretend they keep you moving

Jenny and the Corn Ponies

suppose your being consumed

That's what I assumed.

for a truck full of spam, we assumed

and for some Purina, we exhumed

that, despite all our hopes, we were doomed

Which made as so angry that we fumed

sad and pathetic, Corn Ponies

fuck the corn ponies

with all my cronies

frogs up the chute?

8/23/1O THIS WILL BOTHER YOU :-)

THIS IS MY ATTEMPT AT BOTHERING

douchebag grandly exploded

Then it blandly miscoded

Here's your retarded affirmation!

and all my life i thought i had it figured out

lol! fuck you and your pathetic life

and your mansion, and your hot wife

CMHB says hello, sunshine!

and everyone doesn't get it. The End.

Bark Like A Seal, Retard!

I have a PhD in Horribleness

.........eat me

Not a good choice for future job success

Here's your Fuck-ffirmation

i need to hump your leg

and dump your egg

Fuck you, Shithead!

this dog shit warrants 2 stars

im very successful, i use to own a house

MS20819-8C

implying that i don't own one anymore

says the serial number on my arm

i hope it causes me no harm

>>>>> XXXXXX <<<<<

are the letters God loves the best

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

that's when we fell in love

with Purina

I see a turtlehead

like my cat don't like it

It makes me think of Fudgesicles

And it tickles