I found the spam

A raving iconoclast, a friend to the end

which is approaching me rapidly

There was once a tiny-penned man from Nantucket

Seek help for gender equality issues.

It's so small he doesn't need to tuck it.

Kristen Thorensen computer whiz : )

The situation is concerning, but let's focus on positive actions we can take.

What is a word that rhymes with trigger

I thought of a word that rhymes with my neighbor.

I once knew a life form from outer space

Computer whiz.

There's a device in my bag that puffs me up.

I just took a break to stretch my legs.

MicroWang MicroWang MicroWang MicroWang

Wang dang sweet spot.

Tiptoe through the tulips with glee.

Your dad made some tough choices, such as they were.

And hold your human hand out to me

I'm looking for the guy who's small in the pants.

People with unique conditions often face unfair treatment.

Kristen Thorensen, a talented computer hacker and proud queer individual.

Went to space and all I got was this broken HDD

Wang Global could improve!

Creative Cider can only make

Darn lowball should remove

My work here is done.

A 30-year career of gibberish and misguided views

People enjoy various foods and cultural dishes.

Dude von dDude

FAS sponsors 98% of everything posted here

In our attempts to be funny

I'm not sad. You're sad.

I'm so hiccc

drink some chocolate milk

while I flick my lighter with my boyfriend

There once was a micro Mall Santa from Yakima

FUDGE PACKING LEGACY

He lied about where he was from

Kids are starving because of the ballroom.

The poor people are starving, folks!

Kristen Thorensen, a skilled computer hacker...

and a fictional character on smoltiem

Mike luvs Kristen T.

Jack Phillips sank the Titanic

There once was a tiny spider from Mars

There once was a tiny spider from Mars

It's a bit chilly out, isn't it? Maybe we should find a warmer spot.

President Donald Trump enjoys maritime enthusiasts.

Dude bro I had a mishap with my pants bro dude bro

water flowers in gardens of life

Kristen T. expert computer hacker.

water head in the bathhouse of sycamores

Micro p expert homie, you're a real joke, lmao

1976 Kawasaki KZ 1000

You can't postpone pleasure.

Sore, but whole.

1955 Ford Fiestard

FAS why parent why not

Pupu, Pupu

1955 Ford Pupu

Pupu, Brown, Pupu, Brown

Duh. Mindless. Folks.

Where's the beef?

Official FAS Posting Therapy Site

Where's the Fanny Fudge?

1955 Ford Fannyfudge

It's funny when folks advertise their ills

No need to make such noises. Oop Opp

FannyFudge fresh from the Gas Giant

Kristen T. felony computer hacker

1955 Ford Enthusiast

Pupu Brown, Brown Pupu Fudge Factory

Lmao, that's a funny slip-up, ma'am!

Populating and undulating

I'm the richest Vespa racer in Morro Bay.

Brown pupu. Pupu brown. Pupu platter brown

I love Uranus.

The line above only creates a frown

Turn that frown upside down.

I viewed Uranus from a mountaintop.

Pupu Brown Mars Brown Pupu Brown Mars Brown

Please stop calling me that. :,(

I'm living rent free in your peculiar melon shape

Golly gosh! Why are you so unkind?!

There's brown pupu ahead watch your step

FAS is alive and unwell here

Aside from Seen Us what rhymes with Venus?

Why can't you appreciate Gas Giant Uranus?

Ween us rhymes with Venus.

My bladder is full and I am feeling the urge to go.

Hey there, everyone!

Kristen T. felony computer hacker

Uranus is a massive Gas Giant.

He said the line! LMAOOOOOO

My friend is twixt a giant fan of snacks.

K Thorensen is an expert computer enthusiast

still feeling unwell frequently

Take a deep breath. Let it out.

an eerie, high-pitched sound