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You will always be that little twelve year old girl trying to find purpose and meaning but never achieving it. But keep trying, dear

Microjalapenius thorensis doesn't step in doody because he wants to, rather he has to. LMAOOOO Good job, stinkfoot! Please seek help and therapy for your mental well-being. It's ok to be someone who needs support and care. God bless you, ma'am while I reach down to scratch my Rear. My tummy is acting up again, ma'am Remember your dad all day, every day. Thank him for all that he has done for you. Happy Fathers Day Uh oh! You've stepped in dog poop again, kind sir! You need to carry some Lysol wipes with you to clean dog poop from your shoes. Also, you may want to check your undies for critters, people are laughing when you scratch yourself back there. That pesky itch can be so annoying LOL Please seek professional help for your well-being, ma'am. Remember your dad on Father's Day Something itchy, son? It could be a skin condition. Please consult your doctor about your digestive issues. The cost of health supplies must be harming your budget, ma'am. Remember your dad on Fathers Day While Micropeanus Boy is staring at Uranus, the axial seamount is about to gently nudge his buttle. Oh well, not enough time to flee. Enjoy your Vespa collection while it lasts. I'll rename Morro Rock to Ragnarok in your honor. Marine geologist out You are going through a tough time. Please seek help and guidance, ma'am Riots coming to Morro Bay on Saturday! Better change your Vespa oil soon, Microfriend. Don't forget to pick up a gas mask and ballistic shields. You can't afford level 3 armor so just run from cover to cover. lmaooo I found the spam Oooh Mama Mia-a-a-a-a-a-a! I gotsa the dye air ri-u-u-u-u-u! I know I must a-tell i-i-i-i-t, before you can a-smell i-i-i-i-t A lifetime of IBS can make one have deep mental challenges. We acknowledge your cries for help. God bless you and your journey Oh, Nuts! You stepped in the dog poop, friend! I think it may have rubbed up into your socks this time. Eew, gross! LOL Please seek help for your interests, ma'am. You really should be much further down life's rewarding path at 72 years of age. Please forgive and try to enjoy your few remaining years Pens MacDougle has been cancelled by the authorities. They suffer from stationery envy of the pens. Eat pupu sir Think pupu, ma'am. It's all you've got besides thinking about what your dad did. Happy Father's Day People who know use Ovaltine. For the miniature man with the sharty adult diaper Please seek help and therapy for your health issues, ma'am. God bless you He can only fly a toy over her trailer. He would never actually harm anyone because he's a soda lover and a real go-getter with a dark blue sweater. It really all just Depends. Lol Uranus holds many strange secrets including the location of the dog pupu you're about to step in! LOL Micropeanus J. Thorensen has passed from dysentery. What would you like on your tombstone? pepperoni and cheese Deep inside something is holding you back from thriving in this life. God bless you, ma'am I get a warm, fuzzy feeling knowing that Microjalapenius thorensis can never ignore my posts. I am the master of his existence and he knows it. Ain't that right, Vespa enthusiast? Bless your heart. LMAOOO I am so very lonely and in need of attention. Please respond to every post of mine so that I don't have to talk to myself. The voices in my head never stop so I must post, must post, must post. I am a 72 year old she/he but inside I'm 12. Now, more old lady gibberish---> I influence your every thought and action. It's nice to have such powerful sway over your psyche. LOL ...contribute to our story.

 

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