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To update my previous post Cletus, Rick Middleton had 400+ goals. That right, over four hundred! Bravo Mr Middleton and my apologies for underestimating your goal scoring acumen.

Hockey is for faggots.

The only one that I can do to get a new thread in which I am going on the same time I was just a little more time with the new Sprint Galaxy grand total amount for a while and then you will have a good weekend too many bad for a while and then you will have a good idea of the time of year to date with all of them to you soon and will not have the time of year to date on all of them to crap your pants. And die. THE END

Thanks Cletus, you will be receiving a complimentary Gary "US" Bonds cassette tape shortly. So, it would seem that Connor McDavid is living up to the hype, if not surpassing all expectations in an epic, action-packed season reminiscent of, dare I say, the very best of Claude Akins as "Sheriff Lobo". McDavid is leading the pack of a star-studded rookie class including Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner and the incredible Patrik Laine. I am sure that you do not know hese names Cletus, as you and your huckleberry companions at too busy wearing hats the size of Okalhoma and bone ring over your ass hat president's latest descent into racism and putrefaction. Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code.

Hockey is for faggots.

Beauregard awoke. His eyes and mouth were covered by some kind of cloth tied around his face, and his arms and legs were tied up. He was bouncing around in the trunk of a car. He heard people laughing inside the car, and loud techno music playing. He kept bumping into a plastic bag of something soft and gooey. That's because he is or was a stupid creation of a drooling Mass Fiction moron playing at creativity. You can join in by joining us for the Morro Bay Mass Fiction-con in beautiful Morro Bay, California. Post here to request details. It's sure to be epic. All of your favorites will be there and you'll finally get to peek behind the curtain to understand what makes Pants Crapping Guy tick. for example. You're sure to love the Open Chill Diarrhea Bar even if you don't partake. Post now to request details.

MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PENIS HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will somebody please get this guy an aspirin?

Any sexy ladies with big tits around? I've got a steaming hot load here i need to put in someone's vagina, as soon as possible.

Eddie Shore was a legendary defenseman for the Boston Bruins in the early days of the National Hockey League. Tough as tripe, Shore is still considered one of the greatest blueliners of all time, and one of the most accomplished sociopaths in hockey history. I suppose one could liken him to Tyrus Raymond Cobb, immortal lunatic of baseball, without the racism. Eddie Shore would have stuck a needle in his cock if it meant winning an ice hockey game. Obviously I do not have proof of that statement, you see Cletus it is a fantastic example of Shore's toughness, intended to convey that ethos to the reader. But you can't read, can you Cletus? Oh well, maybe one of your fellow Floridians can assist with sticks and mud or something.

Eddie Shore nearly killed Ace Bailey by tripping him, whence his head hit the ice.

Hockey is for faggots.

Drooling and bingo are for Mass Fiction addicts. Check a mirror, morons. It's not pretty.

It'll make you crap your pants. And die. THE END

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Beauregard awoke. His eyes and mouth were covered by some kind of cloth tied around his face, and his arms and legs were tied up. He was bouncing around in the trunk of a car. He heard people laughing inside the car, and loud techno music playing. He kept bumping into a plastic bag of something soft and gooey. That's because he is or was a stupid creation of a drooling Mass Fiction moron playing at creativity. Join us for the Morro Bay Mass Fiction-con in beautiful Morro Bay, California. Post here to request details. It's sure to be epic. All of your favorites will be there and you'll finally get to peek behind the curtain to understand what makes Pants Crapping Guy tick. for example. You're sure to love the Open Chill Diarrhea Bar even if you don't partake. ...contribute to our story.

 

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