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In there isn't even those days. There isn't say it took for you. Deal with stupid, unoriginal faggots here at MASS FICTION. Then overdose on SLEEPING PILLS. Then drink a tall glass of DIARRHEA. Then impale yourself on a FENCE. Then crap your PANTS. Then DIE. THE END

Yes, the end... the end of UNORIGINAL FAGGOTRY.

"Social Security Examination Center? What the hell?"

"I don't know, are they going to.... examine us? Is some chick going to grab my balls and tell me to turn my head and cough?"

"It's worth a shot. Besides, they might know how to get to Pomboland. Come on, let's go." The building was 6 stories high with stone gargoyles outside. Ken and Joe walked up to the door and knocked 3 times. The peephole opened and they heard a high pitched voice ask them what they want. Ken felt the sudden urge to urinate, so he pissed all over the door. They took a few steps back. Joe lit a match and threw it. Ken's piss exploded into flames, setting the building on fire.

They walked back to their campsite in the woods nearby where Michael Douglas was waiting with a block of cheese in his hand. He started grating the cheese into a bowl.

"Are you lads getting hungry?" the famous actor yawned, and rolled over in his hammock.

"Michael!" Ken said. "Is that smoked gouda? I am quite impressed."

"Life is too short to eat bad cheese" said Michael Douglas.

"We will never again eat imitation processed cheese food" Joe promised.

A childlike voice began to work its way through the trees. "Pombo pombo pombo, Pomboland, everybody's living in Pomboland" it sang.

Just as Ken and Joe were about to sing the next line, an old flew over the campsite, falling dead and landing in the fire.

"Welp! There's the rest of our dinner!" cried Michael Douglas. He pulled the owl from the fire and began to pluck its feathers. "Nothing like roast owl and shredded gouda!"

Joe snatched the bird from Michael Douglas. "You can't eat that! It's an omen!"

Michael Douglas started to cry. It was bad enough having strange lumps on his chest. but he had never gotten to eat an owl before to disprove that ridiculous myth. There is no such thing as an omen, Michael was sure of that.

A rustling could be heard in the woods just to their left. A face popped out through the bushes. Joe was shocked. Way out here, at their campsite was Regis Philbin!

"Would anyone like to fill my bin?" he asked in a sly tone and a raised eyebrow.

Joe staggered backward, a look of abject terror on his face. "Y-Y-You!" he stammered. "No! It can't be! NOOOO!" He stumbled over a tree root and thudded to the ground, then began to try desperately to crawl away from the campsite.

"Joe!" called Ken, running up to him. "What in the world is it? What's wrong with you? It's just Regis Philbin, everybody's favorite television personality!"

"No! Oh my God, no!" Joe blubbered. "Don't you see?! It's.. it's... it's Thirteen!"

Joe crapped his pants in fear. Michael Douglas went and fetched him a clean pair while Ken assessed the situation.

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

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