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============ ASS GARBAGE =========== === It is indeed hard to think of any other work of such singular artistry in our time that bore as much fruit as this seminal masterpiece of dog shit.

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

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I carry a dirty fly swatter around, and when I hear a Mexecant ( speaking their gibberish I slap them ) then I overdose on their jumping beans

It is significant to note that those who live on vegetarian food are less prone to diseases, whereas non-vegetarians are subject to more diseases. Why? Because animal food is incompatible with the needs of the human body. - Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Oh hai, I can google for quotes relating to not eating meat. Now live like me or overdose on sleeping pills. -VQG



Number of people worldwide who will die as a result of malnutrition this year: 20 million.
Number of people who could be adequately fed using land freed if Americans reduced
their intake of meat by 10%: 100 million.
Percentage of corn grown in the U.S. eaten by livestock: 80.
Percentage of oats grown in the U.S. eaten by livestock: 95.
How frequently a child dies as a result of malnutrition: every 2.3 seconds.
Pounds of potatoes that can be grown on an acre: 40,000.
Pounds of beef produced on an acre: 250.
Percentage of U.S. farmland devoted to beef production: 56.
Pounds of grain and soybeans needed to produce a pound of beef: 16.

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