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Pull the fucking plug, Gene.

I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! READING THIS WEBSITE IS SUCH TORTURE!! IT'S SO BORING AND STUPID!! PLEASE GENE, PULL THE PLUG! OH PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!! I HATE THIS WEBSITE!! I HATE IT SO MUCH IT'S THE WORST WEBSITE EVER CREATED!!

"I made it for Spencer" Gene said. "Spencer needs to matter!"

Ken stepped to the podium. "But he doesn't. Gene, don't you see how worthless he is?"

Even Joe agreed. "Spencer? Come on Gene, 1993 was a long time ago. Let Spencer fade into history."

Even Valmorx cast his vote. Hell even SPAM AND TRUCKS was anti-Spencer. It was time to end it all!

Spencer went to the internet to order some suicide pills, but these ads kept popping up on his screen for penis enlargement. Ah what the hell he said, and got those instead. They arrived in the mail 3 days later. He took the penis enlargement pills, and BOOM! All the ladies noticed immediately.

"Hey Spencer," his big breasted hot neighbor in her twenties walked by, and flashed her tits upon noticing his enlarged penis. He ran over to her, tore her shirt off and titty fucked her. She laughed as they rolled around in the grass.

"Maybe I should become straight again," Spencer thought. He punched a mexican in the face, and walked on.

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

THE ONLY GOOD COP IS A DEAD COP.

BLUE LIVES MATTER NOT AT ALL

PIG OFFICER MOHAMED NOOR DESERVES TO BE HUNG UPSIDE DOWN FROM A TREE AND SKINNED ALIVE. A COWARD'S DEATH FOR A FUCKING COWARDLY PIG.

"Spencer, I want to kill you." came the voice from the darkness.

"Herp, derp, penis" came the response from Beauregard's house.

Spencer shined a flashlight into the darkness and found a small electronic speaker plugged into the wall.

"hmm, that's weird. i don't remember putting that there." spencer rubbed his nuts all over the speaker as it was talking shit to him.

THE ONLY GOOD COP IS A DEAD COP.

BLUE LIVES MATTER SLIGHTLY MORE THAN THEY DID BEFORE ONLY BECAUSE IF COPS DIDN'T EXIST WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO FANTASIZE ABOUT SHOOTING IN THE HEAD It was a creepy day accentuated by the snooty rain. It was hard to believe that in a few moments, I would suffer a giant death.

I was enjoying drinking actively as Grandpa swam calmly, like a carefree giraffe drinking gleefully.

The teapot had creepy soles and a snooty lake. It didn't look dangerous. Not even its deep hook warned me of my fate. I should have sensed the danger in its bottom.

I can still vividly recall the teapot coming down on my thighs like a simple kettle - drip. My life slipped away.

Only dearest Honey weeps for me.

She sits at the window, staring out at the baby rhinoceros wrestling with the Hispanic gardener in the rain, while she sips at a tall glass of diarrhea.

She laughs out loud when the Hispanic gardener slips on the wet grass and impales himself on the white picket fence and the baby rhino craps its pants in sympathy.

When the gardener dies, she sheds a tear. She's sensitive that way.

THE END

but why was the rhino wearing pants in the first place? Can someone explain that?

I sure can. You see, the rhino was jerking off one day when his neighbor walked in on him.

Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.

Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day.

At that very moment, a young intern at City Hospital was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly. Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates?

And so the ranch was saved.

Than the captain and his Somoan first mate stepped out of the closet. "I love you," said the captain to his first mate. "I love you more," said the Somoan first mate to the captain. They kissed, and then had wild butt sex.

While they were having butt sex, 4 sexy ladies walked in and began stripping naked. ...contribute to our story.

 

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