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Just sit and let it drain!

Diarrhe-uh-uh! Diarhe-uh-uh!

But at the same time, Hitler knew to keep his poop in the toilet. It was after all the pooping that be got into all the jew stuff. He was still fond of a good fresh bagel though. We should all thank the jews for giving us the bagel. And for giving us Woody Allen.

Not to mention legendary stand-up comic Hyman "Skid Marks" Goldstein. Goldstein would knock the audience dead when he yanked out his tighty-whiteys with the brown stain, waive his soiled shorts to the audience and say "Oy vai! I've got to lay off on those whole-wheat matzo balls!"

you people simply cannot be as stupid as you act.

Oh yes we can.

Stupid is as stupid craps its pants. And dies. THE END

But is the poop guy the same one who has been here since 1998 or so? I have posted about much more than Spencer over the years.

Three more piggies killed, this time in Baton Rouge. This is turning out to be one hell of a great Summer! Keep it coming.

Oops, I meant SAVE A COP - SHOOT A THUG.

Methinks there is more than one poop guy here.

Oh, Gaylord, where art thou?

Gaylord is busy right now, being fucked in the ass. A huge, spiked penis is currently railing him repeatedly, slicing up his insides, shooting hot semen into his prostate. Then, at 1 pm, Gaylord is scheduled to suck penises for 3 hours, one after the other in rapid succession. Then Gaylord will be strapped to a wall....and, you get the picture. but luckily he will be allowed to smoke some weed beforehand. some crazy weed grown in the fields of zimbabwe.

Speaking of Zimbabwe, Hitler was resting there in his mansion, with his 17 year old female servants. He looked on his computer screen, which showed the feed from some of his security cameras. He noticed a Jewish IRS agent approaching one of his front doors, yamaca on, briefcase in hand. Hitler pressed a button, and a blast of water shot out of a cannon hitting the IRS agent directly in the stomach, knocking him back 25 feet. Then a giant swastika flag was unrolled on the right wall. It was at this point when Hitler realized nothing, though morons enjoy evoking Hitler in attempting to be edgy or offensive or get responses and attention. yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

That's right. Hitler had diarrhea.
DIARRHEA!
Diarrhe-uh-uh! Diarhe-uh-uh!
No pain, no strain,
Just sit and let it drain!
Diarrhe-uh-uh! Diarhe-uh-uh!
But at the same time, Hitler knew to keep his poop in the toilet. It was after all the pooping that be got into all the jew stuff. He was still fond of a good fresh bagel though. We should all thank the jews for giving us the bagel. And for giving us Woody Allen.
Not to mention legendary stand-up comic Hyman "Skid Marks" Goldstein. Goldstein would knock the audience dead when he yanked out his tighty-whiteys with the brown stain, waive his soiled shorts to the audience and say "Oy vai! I've got to lay off on those whole-wheat matzo balls!"
you people simply cannot be as stupid as you act.
Oh yes we can.
Stupid is as stupid craps its pants. And dies. THE END
But is the poop guy the same one who has been here since 1998 or so? I have posted about much more than Spencer over the years.
Three more piggies killed, this time in Baton Rouge. This is turning out to be one hell of a great Summer! Keep it coming.
Oops, I meant SAVE A COP - SHOOT A THUG.
Methinks there is more than one poop guy here.
Oh, Gaylord, where art thou?
Gaylord is busy right now, being fucked in the ass. A huge, spiked penis is currently railing him repeatedly, slicing up his insides, shooting hot semen into his prostate. Then, at 1 pm, Gaylord is scheduled to suck penises for 3 hours, one after the other in rapid succession. Then Gaylord will be strapped to a wall....and, you get the picture. but luckily he will be allowed to smoke some weed beforehand. some crazy weed grown in the fields of zimbabwe.
Speaking of Zimbabwe, Hitler was resting there in his mansion, with his 17 year old female servants. He looked on his computer screen, which showed the feed from some of his security cameras. He noticed a Jewish IRS agent approaching one of his front doors, yamaca on, briefcase in hand. Hitler pressed a button, and a blast of water shot out of a cannon hitting the IRS agent directly in the stomach, knocking him back 25 feet. Then a giant swastika flag was unrolled on the right wall. It was at this point when Hitler realized that his diarrhea had returned. Initially, Hitler thought he was only going to fart, but once he felt the warm, wet output leaking into his underpants, he grimaced and complained "Weinerschnitzel! Now I have to change mine skivvies!" ...contribute to our story.

 

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