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Julie? :-) Yep. Yer picking yer nose, Julie. And eating boogers.

Check back every 2 minutes, tU.Uts. I just noticed that she takes 3 gimps to yer 2 waddles. For real! Check it out nextime. gimp gimp gimp thud thud gimp gimp gimp thud thud . Impaled is a classic stage illusion in which a performer appears to be impaled on or by a sword or pole. The name is most commonly associated with an illusion that was created by designer Ken Whitaker in the 1970s and which is sometimes also referred to as "Beyond Belief" or "Impaled Beyond Belief". This version has become part of the stage magic repertoire and has been performed by many of the world's most famous magic acts.

Australian-born magician Les Levante is also credited with devising an impalement illusion but this was different from Whitaker's.

Sounds to me like you are really disturbed.

doih is hiod backwards. They aren't real words either way.

Impaled is the 1997 demo by Devourment. This record features the late Wayne Knupp as vocalist.

restroom invitations to indulge in the love that dare not speak its name are everywhere.

Judgment of any system, or a priori relationship or phenomenon exists in an irrational, or metaphysical, or at least epistemological contradiction to an abstract empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself, or of the thing itself.

Why, penis, why?

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:-)

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Im sure the word you're looking for there is turtle-head, impacted feces, or poop streaks. or possibly "impalement on a fence" except that's 4 words. Upon further reflection, I was looking for "shaving your balls".

Mayonaisse enema.

Does it exist? Is it just a turn of phrase?

Is is pleasant/unpleasant? Would it feel better if I was impaled on a fence during it? reguritated liverworst sandwiches

NUNG! NUNG!

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Pres. George Bush

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Yer note for the day, tU.Uts.

You go, fish breath!

Friends, please join me this November by voting for Barack Obama, so that we can finally defeat evil. Friends, evil has ruled this world for far too long. Friends, if we get togther and elect Barack Obama, evil-doers throughout the world will be exposed and defeated, forever and ever. Remember friends, as Americans, we are God's chosen people and the most blessed nation on this earth. We are the shining beacon! God wills it!!!!

GOD IS A PENISFAGGOT AND MUST DIE

Diarrhea. Yes, that's right. DIA FUCKING RRHEA!!!

Hey thanks for posting something to respond to. Not quite as interesting as poopies, farts, and flaccd douchebags but entertaing just the same.

Mental illness will keep you here, won't she? my sweet addictive goddess. Much nicer than Goddess Nicotinia, who demands I wet my finger tips with hennah and constantly set things on fire. Holy brain-gasm!"

"Was there a story?" I asked

"You can bet your eyelids, my pet," he said, "... Then you can impale yourself on a fence".

So I did.

"Comfort phrases" used often by the mentally afflicted, allow you too feel more secure about your place in life. You don't seem to be much of a writer, do you? That's to bad. I heard that the New Times is polishing their pedestal while looking for a new metaphysical advice columnist with powers that no one can understand. there's yer sign Other signs can be found when you pick your nose. And eat boogers. ...contribute to our story.

 

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