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here is one of many fans who is grateful for that! This pompous,self-annointed "guardian of The Game" is an annoying windbag who has almost pulled even with Don Cherry as hockey's greatest embarrassment. Good riddance to both of them!Perhaps they can score a new gig hosting miniature golf as did noted American commentator/asshole Billy Packer many years ago..

Hockey is for faggots.

Bert Olmstead is the perfect example of a forgotten hockey star. A vital component of Montreal and Toronto squads of the 1950's,Olmstaed was elected to the hockey HOF in 1985. Very few so-called hockey fans remember him today. I mean,just who was Bert Olmstead? What ws his game all about? Maybe that guy "Kenny",who made that moronic observation about Pelle Lindbergh's death,has some insight on Bert Olmstead's career. I doubt it.

Marc Tardif was a talented sniper for Les Glorieux in the early to mid 1970's. His effectiveness was severely curtailed when he was clubbed like Abby seal by a reactionary,degenerate Spiro Agnew- like troglodyte named Rick Jodzio. GET OFF THE HOCKEY AND WRITE A DECENT CONTRIBUTION, FOR GOD'S SAKE! Like this, for example: I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Mr. City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
("How do you do sir")
They are the eggmen
("The man maintains a fortune")
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob Goo Goo Goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
(Ho ho ho hee hee hee hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob
Goo goo
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba
(Oh I'm tired, servicible villain
Set you down father, rest you)

Dave Dryden was the lesser known of the Dryden brothers,being the older brother of Ken,a HOF net minder. Dave was a solid if unspectacular goalie who back stopped a few National Hockey League teams for over a decade. Also,he was not a self-important,pompous faux intellectual,like his brother,who has to be one of the most annoying people on earth.

King Clancy was a greatlay from the early days of The League who went on to coach and work in the front office of the Toronto Maple Leafs where he was cloned by heartless and morbidly obese owner Harold Ballard. More on that later!

Hockey is for faggots.

Fred "Cyclone" Taylor was a legendary iceman from the turn of the 20th century. You may think that "Cyclone" is a stupid nickname,but consider that there once was a baseball player whose nicker was "Death To Flying Things". I suggest you read that again to grasp the incredible stupidity of that monicker.I mean come on.Really? I cannot even begin to fathom the chain of events that would lead to someone being nicknamed "Death To Flying Things".Baseball stinks anyways,just like Lady Bird Johnson.

MORE BOWEL MOVEMENT REPORTS, PLEASE.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.

As for Jari Kurri,suffice it to say that he may have been the most complete player on the magnificent Edmonton Oiler teams of the late '80's. Kurri was an offensive juggernaut while at the same time staking his claim as non pareil defender.The energetic Finn did not seem prone to depression,as is the story,apparently,with many of his countrymen.I do not know whether this is supported by evidence,but methinks it more likely to be pure fantasy,much like elves and trolls and Abraham Lincoln.

Rico Fata never fulfilled his potential as he was a huge star in Junior but barely played in Th League

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