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My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

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My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

My, but that was drooling and mouthbreathing, wasn't it?

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Green tardigrades quickly digested the carrot's new potato. Passively, cartoons are underwater between catalogs and flimsy tables. Recalibrating implantation has chronically broken parallelograms. Hey you American fucksticks! It's hockey season! The National Hockey League is in full swing, as your insane president continues to shit the bed! The Toronto Mqple Leafs, under the wise tutelage of coach Mike Babcock, may make some noise in the playdowns. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Ottawa Senators are weathering a very tough season, as they look or award to better days and perhaps a less anemic offense.

Andy Bathgate is a forgotten NHL great and a HOFer. Tough, with all the skills you would want in an ice hockeyist, the Gater plied his ice most notably for the New York Rangers. I would enjoy seeing an in his prime Andy Bathgate pound the living shit out of that asshat Scott Baio. Hockey faggotry is a persistent ailment common to basement-dwelling North Americans.

Godlike Productions is a moron factory operating primarily in North America.

She's dead, dude. Waddled off to that big Albertsons in the sky. I know it hurts, but let her go.

Judy Morgan? Say it ain't so!

Spencer was drooling again. Everyone was standing around him laughing. Someone rich kid with a smarter phone was filming. They had all told Spencer that drinking that second beer was a bad idea, but Spencer was too stupid to listen or to remember what happened the last time.

Beauregard leaned over and stabbed Spencer in the head with a plastic fork. Free to good home: sporks, tinfoil, mobility scooter. Inquire at Harborview RV Park, 1078 Monterey Ave. ...contribute to our story.

 

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