What were you like as a baby? Mom even snuck you snacks after birth to keep you quiet. It's still working against me because I'm eager for Kristen's attention. Meet me for pickleballs after lunch, TU.UTZ. Bring your snack and plastic wrap. I'll bring the refreshments and utensils. Love you, Granny! Santa time is almost here and Chuck E. Cheese will be hiring Santas this year to accompany Chuck E. around the premises. Lots of children there, many hugging opportunities. You should apply Is there no time limit for FAS symptoms I ponder from my place on Uranus. It's a nice place to ponder FAS. I like FAS as it is all that I know 73 years and still counting timeline 1507: nikolai vladimirovich gurr is born
1520: nikolai gets harmful ideals from his father: Adolf von Hermann von Hitler
1531: nikolai founds the harmful partiya rossii
1540: the harmful partiya rossii takes over russia and initiates forced labor in africa
1545: nikolai vladimirovich gurr is baptized as Nick Gurr and becomes a founding figure of forced labor
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You must be out of material. Breathe deeply, maybe that'll help clear your mind Greetings simians, It is [REDACTED Willow the Waddler and the Uranus Explorers is the name of my new band. We play modern country, we are influenced by Jason Aldean and suffer from FAS due to our mothers' alcohol use Indeed, we live to 73 and beyond enjoying the benefits of FAS at taxpayer expense. It's a fun existence living for 73 years with FAS in Section 8 housing. I wrote a song for you. It's called FAS Pride. Do you like it on top or on the bottom? I have a short haircut fyi and I can dance the Wang Chung. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight! Even those with a special pride Here's to all you fabulous folks, living in your space,\nI'm the free one breaking free, fueling all your grace.\nBorn to inspire, laughing loud, with my head held high,\nYou can't touch this light, so don't even try.\nMicroSanta/Pewpshoes 2026 lmaooo Keep laughing, Granny. It's nice that you have a home here, such as it is. A place to call your own tune in Monday at 8PM Eastern for the debut of the Halloween Classic \"My Crow Peanuts\" starring Micropenus J. FASensen and Kristen Crewcut. Only on TBS, the super station followed by back to back episodes of My Favorite Martian starring Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson. Only on the SuperStation Drove 220 miles just for lunch. Fall colors are spectacular. You are invited to dine with me at the Hungry Fisherman followed by a movie and a fun night. Don't forget to bring your tennis racket, TU.UTZ. I'll bring the snacks. Love ya, GILF. Your pal, Mike /Pewpshoes 2026 lmaooo Wow! Are you ever lonely or what? Sheesh I'm so sad because some loser with a tiny ding dong and a huge butt plug wrote 'Sheeesh.' I'm crying and pewping myself rn. :D Why did your mom drink? Maybe it was because she faced tough choices in life. Glug glug glug—let's see how he likes this one. Family Legacy Alcohol is fun. Get over yourself and dance the Wang Chung Tonight. Then visit Uranus. It's between Saturn and Neptune. Enjoy the gases, if you will, and bring a case of PBRs with you, it's a long journey to Uranus. Have fun, pal Hi. I'm the older woman posting all the stories on this site. I have a unique background. That's why I live here and work here. This is Casey Kasem AI. We start this week's countdown with a song that's near and dear to my heart- it's Kenny G with his latest hit 'Smooth Operator'. Take it away, Kenny. [smooth jazz sounds] :O FAS keeps on giving for life ...contribute to our story.